Robohood

By decree of the Sheriff · Sherwood, on-chain

WANTED

Robohood, a small tin automaton archer in a riveted steel helmet, tattered green tunic, brown cape, and olive foam clogs

ROBOHOOD

the Tin Outlaw of Sherwood Forest — last seen squeaking

  • Grand theft of one (1) Buy Button
  • Unlawful redistribution of fees
  • Restoration of banned confetti
  • Robbing the whale caravan at dawn
  • Splitting the Sheriff's arrow. Twice.
  • Impersonating a knight (poorly)
REWARD · 1,000,000,000 $ROBOHOOD
Use the Stolen Buy Button Read the Ballad
The Seal · Contract Address · Robinhood Chain 0x0000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Robinhood Chain

The Lore

The Ballad of Robohood

Six verses, sung nightly in the village square. The wise will recognize every word.

I

The Day the Button Was Taken

In the dark times, the great green Buy Button was locked away in the fortress vault. The people could only watch the sell side. Sherwood remembers.

II

The Heist

A small tin outlaw zip-lined into the treasury and stole the Button back. He did not keep it. He never keeps anything. That is the whole point of him.

III

The King of Sherwood

A long-haired king rules from the castle. When the robed council summoned him to answer, his answers buffered. The village still does impressions.

IV

Cashcat, the Ancestor

Before the outlaw there was the golden cat — the name that almost was, the legend that ran. His shrine stands in the square. We honor. We do not compete.

V

The Banned Confetti

Every victory once rained confetti, until the council outlawed joy itself. Each arrow Robohood looses brings a little of it back to the sky.

VI

The Fee Cart

The Sheriff still collects, coin by coin, cart by cart. The cart keeps getting robbed at dawn. The Sheriff keeps filing reports. Nobody reads them.

The Signature Shot

The Archery Contest

The Sheriff painted the target red. One arrow fixes that.

Arrows loosed this visit: 0

Tokenomics

The Ledger of Sherwood

Kept in walnut ink. Read aloud at camp each night.

Total supply1,000,000,000 $ROBOHOOD
Taxes0% in · 0% out — the Sheriff seethes
Liquiditylocked in the vault, forever — Uniswap V3
Team allocationnone — Merry Men share alike
ChainRobinhood Chain
Ticker$ROBOHOOD

Proclamations of intent. Verify every line against the seal on-chain before you ride.

How to Buy

Join the Merry Men

Four steps from villager to outlaw. No oath required. Clogs optional but encouraged.

Step the First

Forge a wallet

MetaMask or Rabby will do. Add Robinhood Chain (chain ID 4663) in one tap at ChainList ➳

Step the Second

Fund your pouch

Tolls in Sherwood are paid in ETH. Bridge from any chain in minutes with Relay or Across.

Step the Third

Swap for $ROBOHOOD

Buy on NOXA Fun ➳ — the pool lives on Uniswap V3. Paste the sealed contract address; Sherwood crawls with impostors. Trust only the Seal.

Step the Fourth

Ride with the camp

Hold. Squeak your clogs. Meet the Merry Men at X and Telegram.

The Armory

Relics & Tales from the Forest

Exhibits recovered from the castle. Clip slots reserved for tales still being sung.

Exhibit I — The Stolen Buy ButtonReturned to the people. On display between heists.
Exhibit II — Cashcat, the AncestorThe name that almost was. Click the statue to pay respects. behold the shrine ➳
Exhibit III — The Fee CartDawn raid #47. The Sheriff has filed a report. Nobody will read it.
Tale — The HeistEvery coin, returned. The piggy squealed. He did not.
Tale — The ContestRed candle, meet arrow.
Tale — The SqueakSilent comedy. Loud clogs.

The Reaction Armory

Take Up Arms

Every villager gets a quiver. Steal these. That is what they are for.

Square Robohood profile picture The PFPwear the helmet Robohood X banner, 1500 by 500 The Banner1500×500 · raise it high Transparent full-body Robohood render The Outlawtransparent · put him anywhere Transparent Robohood archer at full draw The Archertransparent · full draw The Breakdancefor victories The Dancefor green candles The Facepalmfor the Sheriff's takes The Bufferingfor the King's council

Tap any relic to claim it. No license. No permission. Sherwood law.

The Poster Forge

Get Thyself Wanted

Every outlaw needs a poster. Forge thine own and ride with the camp.

Forged in thy browser. Nothing is uploaded. Post it and tag the camp.

Roadmap

The Quest

Act I — The Heist Underway

The seal is pressed. The ballad begins. The Button rides again. You are early to Sherwood.

Act II — The Merry Men Assemble

The reaction armory opens. Clips ride at dawn. The camp grows louder than the castle.

Act III — Sherwood Everywhere

The forest spreads beyond the map. Confetti legal in every land. The Sheriff retires, exhausted.

No promises. Only arrows.

✦ The Shrine of Cashcat the Ancestor ✦

We honor. We do not compete.